With everyone telling blokes what they can and can't do, one of the simple pleasures in life has all but disappeared- the mixed grill. For generations the mixed gorilla was the standard fare of country cafes (before they were replaced by fast food chains) and pub counter lunches (before pubs had dining rooms with $30+ mains). If you don't fancy offal, skip the liver and kidney and shout yourself another lamb cutlet.
Be proud! Pile that meat high! Don't let the bloody sheilas, or your doctor stop you. Every man deserves a mixed gorilla once in a while.